Banta: Kisse baat kar rahe ho?
Bahut khush lag rahe ho!
Santa: Biwi se
Banta: Itne pyar se?
Santa: Hmmmm, meri nahi, tumhari biwi se!
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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???
Kion k
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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!�
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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?� asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.�
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