ONELINERS

Ever wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.


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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.


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No one is listening until you make a mistake.


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Love distils desire upon the eyes, love brings bewitching grace into the heart.


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A life without love is like a year without summer.


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We want to have a testimony, but we don't want the test.


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Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.


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Be like the flower that perfumes the very hand that crushes it.


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God gives every bird its food but he doesn't throw it to its nest.


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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


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God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.


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Guests and fish start to stink after two days.


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Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses.


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Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.


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Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible!


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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.


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A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.


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War never decides who is right, only who is left.


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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.


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Let perseverance be your engine and hope your fuel.


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Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.


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Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self importance.


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Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune.


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Language is the dress of thought.


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Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.


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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


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Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you.


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Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do.


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Beautiful faces are those that wear whole-souled honesty printed there.


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He who fails to prepare, prepares to fail.


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