POLITICS SMS

1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,

Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,

Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili

Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k


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Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
=
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi,
GHANTA barha dia


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Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha
.
.
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!


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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D


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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed,
He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?


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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p


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Pareshan nahi ho,ye chaudhry shujatpress conference ker raha tha.


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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!


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Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”



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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala.


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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.


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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.


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In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.


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