MARRAIGE SMS

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.


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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!


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Before marriage:
Roses are red,
sky is blue,
O my darling!
I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tu.


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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:Because married men are more obedient.


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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.Â


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The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.


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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said,
‘Where am I,
Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?
”Witness:
“My name is Susan.”


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