NAUGHTY SMS

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?

1 min

2 think!

Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.


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He came 2 me
1 nite explored my body
licked sucked swallowed
&
had his fill wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt
.
.
.

F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind .


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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES


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When a man talks dirty 2 a women,
its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man,
its $$$ per minute!


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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


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School mein bachche ke papa ne
teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!


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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..


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