ADULT SMS

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.

On their first night both were crying - Why?



Reason - Because she didn't know anything,

and he had forgotten everything..!


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Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho:

1. Garam ho

2. Gori ho

3. Tez ho

4. Meethi ho

5. Doodh zyada ho

6. Do minute me taiyar ho

7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.



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Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,

Aur check karo k
BABY ne SUSU kiya kya..


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Husband having SEX with his pregnant wife.
Husband ne zor se jhatka lagaya to wife boli
"Reduce the speed, Aagay aabaadi hai."


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Ek callgrl ka janaza nikala to use
dek ek admi bola chalo accha hua
akhir apas me dono mile to sahi,
Dusre ne pucha kaun dono?
Ans:USKI Taange!!!


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Hindi k teacher ne medical store par sharmate huye condom manga


srimanji,ek virya rodhak tel yukt prajanan virodhi raksha kavach dijiye.


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Boy to girl-:

AAJ tumne belt gutne par kyon bandhi hai.

GIRL :

maine mummy se promise kiya hai ki tumhe BELT

SE NICHE TOUCH nahi karne doongi.


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6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
.
LG Ka 195...!!!


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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!!!


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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.


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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study.....


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