JOKES

Ladki Ne Coin Dalke
Vajan Dekha - 58kg
Sandal Utari - 56kg
Jacket Utari - 53kg

Aur Coin Khatam...

1 Bhikari Bola
Tu Chalu Rakh Sikke Me Dalunga!


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Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan...


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Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!


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Beggar: Saab 12 Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!


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BOY: Mein tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta
Isliye yeh lo apne luv letter
Aur mujhe mere wapas kar do...
GIRL:(badi si basket saamne rekhte hue)
Is mein se jo tumhara hai nikaal lo...


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SON: I wanna tell u sumthing
FATHER: Its not good to talk when eating
(after eating)
FATHER: Now tell me
SON: There was acockroach in ur food...


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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??


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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”


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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D


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Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!

Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!


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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared& said,
”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”


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Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does.
How else could I see the numbers?


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Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!


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